The Whizzinator is a discreet kit consisting of dried urine, a syringe, heating pads (to maintain body temperature for the fake pee), and a false penis designed to help users pass drug tests discreetly.
Follow all manufacturer's instructions carefully in order to prevent detection, or risk legal consequences.
What is the Whizzinator?
The Whizzinator is an aid that can assist users in passing urine drug tests, featuring a fake urine packet guaranteed to be clean and of appropriate temperature, along with a user manual providing guidance for its use. However, use of this product in directly observed tests could prove hazardous and legal implications may result from its misuse.
This product includes a prosthetic male penis, synthetic urine pouch, syringe, heat packs and squirt bottle. Women can use the product, too! It has been on the market for 16 years and proven its worth; just follow instructions carefully!
How does it work?
The Whizzinator is an artificial urination device with a fake penis and bladder filled with synthetic urine, heating pads, waistband and heating pads for heating pads for maximum effectiveness. Users simply strap it on, fill up their bladder with urine to pass a drug test successfully; known for its proven track record helping people pass urine drug tests more reliably than any other method; but, due to its expense and strict adherence instructions for optimal results.
Important to remember is that using the Whizzinator to cheat a monitored exam is illegal and could result in probation cancellation, yet many determined individuals still use this device to their advantage.
The Whizzinator draws its inspiration from Friedrich Wohler's 1828 discovery of SYNTHETIC PEEurea production; his findings subverted popular vitalism theories that only living organisms could produce such organic chemicals as urea. Since then, various companies have developed products which help consumers pass drug tests by providing synthetic or clean urine as samples to replace actual samples taken during drug tests.
Is it safe?
One key to the device's effectiveness lies in its synthetic urine, which uses ingredients that mimic natural urinary parameters like urea, creatinine and uric acid while still maintaining accurate pH balance and specific gravity values. This ensures that when submitted for drug test lab analysis it will pass muster chemically while being indistinguishable from real urine samples.
Users should carefully follow the comprehensive instructions included with their kit to prepare and use synthetic urine. Heating pads help maintain body temperature until a drug test takes place, and waist belts make concealing Whizzinators more discreetly possible.
Where can I buy the Whizzinator?
These kits provide everything necessary for passing a fake urine test, from synthetic urine and heat packs, to temperature strips on synthetic urine that must be read accurately to make sure that its temperature matches. In addition, each kit includes a syringe, fake penis and leg straps to help conceal both device and your urine.
Whizzinator products can be found both online and at offline retailers. Their customer service team offers assistance should any inquiries arise; their website also features a secure checkout process with reliable shipping options.
